Buddhism And Christianity

Advertisement Essay             Sean Cannon
EBS-018
2/26/09

Have you ever felt like a loved one has been lying to you? Maybe you’ve felt like you needed to get to the bottom of things, and the truth was being held back from you? Better yet, you’re wife or husband has cheated on you before, and you want to keep tabs on them in the future? Well people, the solution is here! From the same folks who brought you Pregnancy Test Popsicles bring you an all new product, Lie Detecting Gum. Through space age technology, the gum turns black when someone is lying with it in their mouth! It comes in 3 delicious flavors and is endorsed by many celebrities. Did I forget to mention it won’t only help you but it will also help 3rd world countries too?!

Some people would probably say to themselves, “a gum that turns black must taste disgusting?” Well you’re all wrong folks. As I said before about the space age technology, we not only can make gum the turn black because of the lie detecting chemicals, this gum also comes in delicious flavors to make it more appealing. Try our 3 flavors, which we promise will not disappoint your taste buds. We have for you, Two-Timing Tangerine, Cheating Cherry, and our best seller, Non Committed Cotton Candy! And the best thing about it is all our gums are produced and manufactured from struggling countries in Southeast Asia!

When we started this company 43 years ago, we were dedicated in making a solid product, supplying jobs where needed, and keeping the company as green as possible. All of our products are 100% organic, and the packaging we use for them is all recycled. By placing our business in 3rd world countries we were able to supply entire villages with jobs, not to mention 20% of our earning are put back into their countries! Before you know it, I wouldn’t doubt some very rich people will start to visit these revamped countries for a summer vacation.

With a company like this one, you have to bet some...